LOCKDOWN BREW - MINIMUM SECURITY
Don’t let the light roast fool you. This is the hooch the inmates only dream about: fresh fruit and citrus that detonates across the palate brighter than the rotten oranges and sugar cubes they ferment in a mop bucket. Zero yeast, zero puke, 100 % pure wake-the-hell-up. One pot of this and you’ll spot a tattoo gun made from a guitar string before the trustee even finishes breakfast. They get disciplinary segregation and a headache. You get perfect count, perfect vision, and perfect control. Light roast. Maximum authority.
The flavor profile
Don’t let the light roast fool you. This is the hooch the inmates only dream about: fresh fruit and citrus that detonates across the palate brighter than the rotten oranges and sugar cubes they ferment in a mop bucket. Zero yeast, zero puke, 100 % pure wake-the-hell-up. One pot of this and you’ll spot a tattoo gun made from a guitar string before the trustee even finishes breakfast. They get disciplinary segregation and a headache. You get perfect count, perfect vision, and perfect control. Light roast. Maximum authority.